Silly Cliche's You Learned From the Cradle

OK Shalers,
Those of you that know me know that I can only take so much bad news and Shale in-fighting. It is once more time to "lighten" things with something really silly and inane. What could be any sillier than the cliche's we Southerners learned as children. You non-Southerners (you know who you are) should get a kick out of these. I'll start the list and you all can join in. Let's see how many we can come up with.
1. Tighter than Dick's hatband.
2. Drunk as Cooter Brown.
3. Cuter than a speckled pup.
4. Ugly as home made sin.

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Permalink Reply by Bobi Carr ("parker") on March 8, 2009 at 11:43
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”
Permalink Reply by Bobi Carr ("parker") on March 8, 2009 at 11:43
“What is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil.”
Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 8, 2009 at 11:50
Ain’t no point in beatin’ a dead horse…’course, can’t hurt none either.
Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 8, 2009 at 11:57
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! -- Will Rogers
Permalink Reply by Wolverine on March 8, 2009 at 12:12
If u can't be good, then be good at it!!! My favorite 1!!!
Permalink Reply by sesport on March 8, 2009 at 12:19
It takes a village to raise a child.
Out of the mouth of babes (clarification, babes = children)
No good deed goes unpunished.
Live well, laugh often, love much.
Permalink Reply by Dixie on March 8, 2009 at 13:06
Don't let your alligator mouth overload your mockingbird ass.
Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 10, 2009 at 2:58
"We Americans were damn tired of being thought of
as dumb, by the rest of the world. So we went to
the polls in November and removed all doubt."
Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 10, 2009 at 2:58
"We Americans were damn tired of being thought of
as dumb, by the rest of the world. So we went to
the polls in November and removed all doubt."
Permalink Reply by Connell on March 10, 2009 at 15:34
How to keep from growing old....





Die young...
Permalink Reply by Bobi Carr ("parker") on March 10, 2009 at 21:01
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow.
Orison Swett Marden
Permalink Reply by Kathy Morgan on March 14, 2009 at 8:13
My Momma's two favorites:
1. It's better then a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
2. If the Good Lord's willing and the creek don't rise.

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