Dorcheated's Guide For Shale Terminology

Just recently my newest buddy, or the master of this sight Haynesville, asked if I would be interested in writing a blog. Haynesville never forgetting any of the small details reminded me of the fact that my farther (who was journalist and cartoonist) may have passed this gene on to me. Of course people on this site have come to terms with the fact that this did not happen. It's not because my farther didn't try, he did. Dad would always gently pop me on the back of the head, ok, ok, he would slap me on the back of my head anytime that I would use improper English. Naturally my head was dribbled more than a basketball at a NBA game to no avail. The fortunate side of all this is dad did not read my English papers mom did. Mom realized early that if dad read my papers and saw my punuation her little Dorcheated would be brain dead by the time he got out of high school. Which leads me to the point of this whole blog. Out of all the pops I would receive for bad English. I noticed a pattern develop. For some reason anytime I would use a slang term or definition the pop was much more forceful. I found that this was considered a gross violation of the English language therefore the force of the pop would be greatly increase. Here recently, I have notice slang terms poping on the GHS and it reminded me of dad. So in tribute of my farther, I will come out and share a few of my own and hope that you will share a few of yours. Let's get started.

Getting Shaled: Anytime that you are arguing with three of more people at the same time.
Drive by Shaler: A Shaler who enters an argument only to leave one comment and never return.
Soft Shaler: A Shaler who attemts to bring warring factions together in order to acheive peace on the GHS.
Sideline Shaler: People who read GHS everyday but never comment on anything.
Serious Shaler: A Shaler who only will talk O&G business and nothing else.
Shale informed: A Shaler who know's what her or she is talking about.
Shaleless: A Shaler who is not informed.
Shaledevil: A Shaler who instigates or start's arguments just for fun.
Shale Hussies: A term developed by woman on this site who spend a lot of time talking girls stuff.
That is just a few of mine but I'm sure each shaler has their own. Let's hear them.

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Comment by Snake Stewart on January 30, 2009 at 9:35pm
Shaleumptuous : Shaler that has benefited from big bonus money from a medically endowing procedure to enhance ones .............. assets ?
Comment by Horseshoe Girl - a1 on January 28, 2009 at 1:45am
barnett-haynesville myeshaloma - when the malignancy starts in north central texas and spreads to louisiana.
Comment by Horseshoe Girl - a1 on January 28, 2009 at 1:42am
myeshaloma - a malignant rumor of bonuses going up to $45,000/acre.

I got in on this a little late, but I'm not a full-fledged shale-hussie! I still want to bowl saturday, but there is a chance I may have to work at the office (as I have done the past 2 weekends) I will know for sure by friday and if I can't make it, I'll drop a line on GHS.
Comment by on-the-rocks on January 26, 2009 at 12:44pm
Having a glass of shALE...enjoying a glass of barley-based adult beverage while reading GHS (at night, of course, not during working hours).
Comment by sesport on January 25, 2009 at 8:41pm
shaletrail - turning on alert settings so yuu won't miss anyting on GHS that currently interests you
Comment by sesport on January 24, 2009 at 2:09pm
shalebar - similar to "sidebar" in the court setting, discussions that need to be held out of earshot of the general public so nobody gets shalebarearsed
Comment by sesport on January 24, 2009 at 7:45am
shalemunity service - volunteering to make the shale community a better place for everyone
(please tell Mr. Stewart to put glasses on so he doesn't think I'm referring to
some prison related term)

shale-a-go-go - better go, gonna be late, see ya
Comment by Dorcheated A1 on January 24, 2009 at 7:31am
Shaleby County: Where the latest drilling on the Haynesville shale is taking place.
Comment by Cathaus on January 24, 2009 at 7:25am
Shaleshame: Remorse for something one did or said in regards to GHS.
Comment by Dorcheated A1 on January 24, 2009 at 7:04am
Just got some shale-glasses, but still don't wear them all the time.
Shale on me!!!

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