Silly Cliche's You Learned From the Cradle

OK Shalers,
Those of you that know me know that I can only take so much bad news and Shale in-fighting. It is once more time to "lighten" things with something really silly and inane. What could be any sillier than the cliche's we Southerners learned as children. You non-Southerners (you know who you are) should get a kick out of these. I'll start the list and you all can join in. Let's see how many we can come up with.
1. Tighter than Dick's hatband.
2. Drunk as Cooter Brown.
3. Cuter than a speckled pup.
4. Ugly as home made sin.

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To err is human, to forgive is divine.
You get paid for your raisin'.
Getting shut of things...
..I'm sure there were more from my north central Texas mother-in-law (deceased).
I don't have the guts to print what my father-in-law said.
Tiger,
That's a teaser, please tell us what the farther-in-law said.
"If wishes were horses, all beggers would be tiding"
Dumber than a box of rocks.
I'll whip a penfull like you and guard the gate at the same time.
You don't need no ticket to ride this trian. Hobo your way over here and I'll pay your way back.
Don't let ten seconds of stupidity ruin the rest of your life.
So ugly we had to tie a pork chop around their neck to get the dog to play with them.
if it ain't broke don't fix it.
That car runs like a spotted ape. I quess a spotted ape is fast.
Dad used to say " You ain't a wolfin' ". I took that to mean...You, sir, are definitely yelling the truth. Though, the saying might be family pattern and not a common colloquial saying.

Here's a zillion of them.

http://www.gwizfunny.com/oldtimesayings.html
I know people who still say, "You ain't a wolfin".

The phrase was used by, but not limited to, the male hillbilly's of North Louisiana who came of age durning the late 60's and early 70's. "You ain't a wolfin" also began to become a popular reply in the larger cities of North Louisiana after city 'cousins' visited country cousins.

As with any language, the young male population in North Louisiana cities morphed the phrase into, "I ain't a wolfin", "are you wolfin me?", "wolfin dude", and " Hey man, I got your wolfin". These phrases migrated back to the hillbilly's and became as popular as 'you ain't a wolfin', when city cousins visited durning hunting seasons.

"Wolfin" general meant lying, but not necessary telling the truth neither. An example would be a reply by a young male hillbilly to his mother after someone broke 'the' window in their house.

"Wussn't me, I ain't a wolfing".

Now, the young hillbilly knew that his brother had broken the window. The brother had missed catching a rock thrown by the young hillbilly himself. The broken window was a result of a missed rock, so technically, the young hillbilly was telling the truth.

Of course, the best order of action taken by the mother was to whip both boys, since the window had already been busted out several times before with the same smooth, egg shaped rock.

Only thing she couldn't figure out was how those boy's were getting that rock back. She had thrown it into the pond, dropped it into the well, buried it in the dead of night, and mailed it to her sister in the city. That rock had been around, but it kept showing up on her floor through her busted window.

That's why we got plywood over our window. I ain't a wolfin......
HMMM:
Slang Terms of the Seventies

You Ain't Just A Woofin'
agreeing with
Bustin' a gut!!!!!

the wisdom of Solomon (who probably got it from his mother, lol)

Can't see the forest for the trees.

Now, Max, I'm inclined to believe that mother was up to speed on JJ Rousseau, that one of those boys MAY have been named "Emile?" That those boys would learn, through natural consequences, that the house would be freezing during wintry Arctic blasts, and subject to annoying mosquitoes buzzing in ears during the hot, humid summer months.

Boys will be boys ... At any rate, I'm sure they believed it was the rock's fault for being there, or the window's fault for being so transparent they didn't stop to think the mother may have been watching events unfold.. Rousseau would have said that they should have just gone squirrel hunting or carp fishing.

Cut the apron strings ... Sometimes difficult to determine when, but is necessary for self actualization.

Kary bar the door ... goes hand in hand with the plywood.

A rolling rock gathers no moss.

All's well that ends (with a) well ... isn't that what we're all here for?

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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Still put my pants on one leg at a time.
Know why the caged bird sings.
The whole is greater than the sum of it's parts.

http://humanscience.wikia.com/wiki/Part_and_Whole

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Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

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