Silly Cliche's You Learned From the Cradle

OK Shalers,
Those of you that know me know that I can only take so much bad news and Shale in-fighting. It is once more time to "lighten" things with something really silly and inane. What could be any sillier than the cliche's we Southerners learned as children. You non-Southerners (you know who you are) should get a kick out of these. I'll start the list and you all can join in. Let's see how many we can come up with.
1. Tighter than Dick's hatband.
2. Drunk as Cooter Brown.
3. Cuter than a speckled pup.
4. Ugly as home made sin.

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Permalink Reply by S.H.M. on January 12, 2010 at 10:57
"This ain't my first rodeo"
Permalink Reply by Lorissa Gail on January 12, 2010 at 11:07
"He can't pour pi** out of a boot"
Permalink Reply by Dixie on January 12, 2010 at 13:08
Joanne, we always added "With the instructions written on the heel" to that old saying. LOL
Permalink Reply by Missy on January 12, 2010 at 17:23
As lost as last year's Easter egg in johnson grass.
Permalink Reply by Shaleeee on January 12, 2010 at 17:59
"She is tougher than woodpecker lips" "Bless her heart" "All his cookies did not get brown" "One brick shy of a load"
Permalink Reply by Eric on January 13, 2010 at 4:52
This reminds me of another.

"He's so dumb he could hide his own Easter Eggs."
Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on January 13, 2010 at 9:42
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Permalink Reply by George Cox on January 13, 2010 at 11:42
If a frog wore a pistol he could keep the snakes shot off his ass.
Better late than never. DUH!
Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on January 13, 2010 at 11:46
Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Permalink Reply by Shaleeee on January 13, 2010 at 15:51
Ha! Razorback this really applies to leasing big time!
Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on January 13, 2010 at 16:28
. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
Permalink Reply by Bill R on January 13, 2010 at 17:56
This is one of the first things I ever heard in the Navy on the Nuke submarine I was on....

"It's not smart to mix sand in the vasoline!"

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