Q: What do you say to an Investment Banker these days?
A: I'd like a Quarter Pounder with Cheese!

Q: What is the Definition of a "Broker"?
A: What my Investments made me!

Q: What is the difference between a Pigeon and a Bank President?
A: A Pigeon can still make a "Deposit" on a Car!

Q: What does Wall St. and the Olympics have in common?
A: Synchronized Diving!

Q: Did you hear about the new Marketing campaign?
A: If you buy a New Toaster, You get a Free Bank!

Q: Define Optimism?
A: A Bank President having 5 Shirts pressed on Sunday night!