PARKER, WHERE ARE YOU, AND WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME?

I have a confession. Dare I tell it? I may as well bite the bullet and just tell my deep dark secret.
I MISS PARKER
There, I've said it and I am not ashamed of admitting it. My day is just not complete without reading something Parker has to say. It can be something Haynesville Shale related or a blog telling me what kind of tree I am based on my birthday month! Anything, I just eat it up. I have hungered for nearly 2 weeks for anything written by Parker.

Now Parker, I know that you are a wonderful parent and feel it is important to spend "quality time" with your son, but hear me now and believe me later ..................in 8 more years he will not even know that you exist but your Haynesville friends will be here for you!!

PARKER, PLEASE COME HOME

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Comment by Bobi Carr ("parker") on June 15, 2009 at 9:03am
Cathaus,

I missed you too. Actually, I missed all of GHS. I was tempted to borrow one of the other campers blackberries, but I refrained. I had a wonderful time, and now I am paying for it in long over due grass cutting. But I'll be back.

I Love ya too, me maw.
Comment by jffree1 on June 11, 2009 at 11:41pm
That's hilarious I mean... not funny funny.
Comment by jffree1 on June 11, 2009 at 11:39pm
Funny girl, LOL!
Comment by Cathaus on June 11, 2009 at 10:06pm
But you don't understand JF, Parker is my Muse. She is the one that gets my slightly dehydrated humor juices flowing. Without her influence, I got nothing, nothing I tell you. It just ain't right to leave an old woman with nothing to do but pluck her chin whiskers!
Comment by jffree1 on June 11, 2009 at 7:07pm
Cathaus, Are you having "seperation anxiety" over Parker's absence? She'll be back... so have a toddy, hitch up your depends and sit tight. And think up SOMETHING to entertain the rest of us (which you do so well). :-) JF

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