Silly Cliche's You Learned From the Cradle

OK Shalers,
Those of you that know me know that I can only take so much bad news and Shale in-fighting. It is once more time to "lighten" things with something really silly and inane. What could be any sillier than the cliche's we Southerners learned as children. You non-Southerners (you know who you are) should get a kick out of these. I'll start the list and you all can join in. Let's see how many we can come up with.
1. Tighter than Dick's hatband.
2. Drunk as Cooter Brown.
3. Cuter than a speckled pup.
4. Ugly as home made sin.

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What does, "She's so fine, there's no telling where the money went" mean??
My all time favorite from my grandmother,

A sorrow shared is but half a trouble,
A joy that's shared is a joy made double.


Kinda sums up GHS if you ask me.
Pretty is as pretty does.
If it were easy everone would have done it.
You have to give up something to get something.
A stitch in time, saves nine.
Money talks, bull $#!+ walks.
Ain't nothing to it unless you have to do it.
Queerer than a two dollar bill!!!
Happy as a Pig in Muck!!!
As queer as a nine Bob Note!!!
There is nowt as queer as folk!!!
Happy as Larry!!!
He would rather hear a fat boy fart than a pretty girl sing.
Pigs get fat and hogs get killed
Easy as pie.
Piece a cake.
Good as gold.
Money in the bank.
A sight for sore eyes.
Until the cows come home.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

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