The First Annual Haynesville Shale BowlingTournament Series Championship

When and where will be determined by the number of teams and the availability of lanes.

A team will consist of two people.

Teams must be signed up not later than January 23rd to be entered. Once it is determined how many teams will bowl, a time and place will be set-up probably for January 31, at Holiday Lanes.

Each player will bowl three games a piece, which will be a total of six games for the team.
The total pin count for the six games that the team bowls will determine the winner.

The cost is $5.00 per game or $15 for a total of three games. The rental for shoes is $3.50 per pair. The cost per person to enter will be no more than $18.50 or a total of $37 per team.
All lanes must be prepaid to be reserved for January 31. If you are interested or need more information please feel free to send me a message. If you would like to mail your money to my house just ask me and I'll give you my address.

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Thank you loose lips Mr. Stewart, so if I understand this correctly you guys are saying that you have no chance in you still need to refine some skills?
This country is very fortunate Mr. Stewart that your not in the CIA. I can see once the enemy sat you down, you would be talking before they turned thr recorder on.
That's going to cost you three laps.
Hey Coach,
Remember how General Norman Swartzkopf masterfully used CNN & MSNB/S to misinform the Iraqis during Desert Shield/Storm back in 1990-91 ?
This is way yonder worse !

Hey S.S.P.,
Even Wolfgang Puck still cooks every day. Emeril Lagasse kicks it up several notches daily as well.( BAM! BAM! ) Is that to refine their skills as Master Chefs , or is it because of the sheer enjoyment they receive from creating yet one more masterpiece ?
Is there any difference between a Master Chefs preparation of Fromage Blanc served with fresh fruit or preserves, or better yet Sfogliatelle with a sweet savory ricotta filling vs. the attempt at imortality in the chase of that ever elusive 900 pin series from the indurate , indomitable gaze of the "Doyline PIN Assassin" , Coach DCH'ed ? I THINK NOT !!!!!!!!
Snake,
You sure can turn a purty phrase! I'm gonna start wondering about you boy if you keep using words like fromage and savory. Don't much sound like a serious bowler to me, more like a hairdresser!!
Ms. Cathaus, I'm beginning to smell (besides that meal being whipped up) a femenine hand in that comment? I don't think The Great Contender could stand at the stove that long without most of the meal disappearing before it got to the table. LOL
Shucks Sesport,
You don't hafta call me Ms. I ain't missed much of nothing in my long years here on earth!
What Snake needs is more time at the lanes and less time watching the Food Network. Oops, I just gave away one of the chapters of the book that I am writing along with Parker's help!
You know a fat boy when you hear one! (LOL)
I will have you know that I have reeled myself in and am currently in a "Biggest Loser" contest at work and at this time am in 2nd place overall with - 13 lbs.
The guy in first place is at -15.5 lbs. He drinks draino to curb his appetite so I dont think he is going to make it to final weigh in unfortunately. (LOL)

Can you tell by my previous post that tonight may become a diet cheat night ?
Now Snakey Poo,
I don't dis anybody for being a little pudgy. I am that way myself. I was merely hyping my forthcoming book. (Now I got another new chapter) I won't be able to tour promoting the book cause my application for my hoveround still hasn't been approved. I was hoping when the new pres. came on board things was gonna speed up down at the Social Security office. I got my hopes up for naught. He has been sitting there since Tuesday and still ain't done a dang thang to help me out. Well, that's ok 'cause the Hoveround people told me if they can't get me approved, by George Bush, they will give me one!
So don't never think I called you a fat boy Snake. That just goes against my principles. You saw Mr. Cathaus so you know I think a man needs a little padding.
Dear Cathaus,
You actually jumped the gun on my post so no need to apologize.If you notice the time stamp, it is only 1 minute after yours. It took me at least 20 minutes to type it! (LOL)

P.S. I sure hate that you and hubby cant make it this Saturday. I sure had a good time watching you bowl, while holding on to that cane !
Hey Cathaus,
I aint real good with blue hair but I manage o.k. hairdressing, stylizing my hair ! Been hacking my own for going on 30+ years. When you are nappy headed like I am, you cant really tell when you mess it up so why pay somebody else for something I can do ?
Can I make an appointment for next week? I can ride my new Hoveround to Doyline and get a do. Are you good with bleach? I'm thinking about going blonde. Do you do weaves? I'd like some added to Mr. Cathaus' head if you have the time.
Sorry Cathaus,
I only do nappy heads like me & my little brothers. (LOL)
Who by the way now actually pays someone to put a number 2 comb on a trimmer and run over that gigantic head like a lawn mower on acid! Punk never gave me a dime for the 1.3 million haircuts I gave him coming up. But he will gladly pay $20 to some chick at Fantastic Sams for a 2 minute semi-mohawk. Jeez!

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