Silly Cliche's You Learned From the Cradle

OK Shalers,
Those of you that know me know that I can only take so much bad news and Shale in-fighting. It is once more time to "lighten" things with something really silly and inane. What could be any sillier than the cliche's we Southerners learned as children. You non-Southerners (you know who you are) should get a kick out of these. I'll start the list and you all can join in. Let's see how many we can come up with.
1. Tighter than Dick's hatband.
2. Drunk as Cooter Brown.
3. Cuter than a speckled pup.
4. Ugly as home made sin.

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Permalink Reply by Skip Peel - Mineral Consultant on March 8, 2009 at 7:52
I may be small, but I'm slow.
Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 8, 2009 at 8:40
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country
Permalink Reply by Desoto11 on March 8, 2009 at 8:49
Im so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a Raggedy Ann doll. Or,
Im so hungry I could eat the north end out of a south bound bull.
Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 8, 2009 at 8:53
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." —Groucho Marx
Permalink Reply by Wolverine on March 8, 2009 at 9:49
Right Down To The Nitty Gritty!!!

When Push Comes 2 Shove!!!

Bob's your Uncle!!!

Tight as a Duck's Ass!!! (Means u r Mean)

Your brain's in neutral but your mouth's in gear!!!
Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 8, 2009 at 11:12
"The Democrats are the party of government activism, the party that says government can make you richer, smarter, taller, and get the chickweed out of your lawn. Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it." —P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores
Permalink Reply by Bobi Carr ("parker") on March 8, 2009 at 11:31
The best things in life are free.
Permalink Reply by Bobi Carr ("parker") on March 8, 2009 at 11:32
Reading can take you to places you never dreamed possible to go.
Permalink Reply by Bobi Carr ("parker") on March 8, 2009 at 11:32
Anything worth doing, is worth doing right.
Permalink Reply by Jay Murrell on March 8, 2009 at 11:35
And the corollary:

Anything worth doing, is worth overdoing...:-)
Permalink Reply by Bobi Carr ("parker") on March 8, 2009 at 11:39
It is better to be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove ALL doubt.
Permalink Reply by Bobi Carr ("parker") on March 8, 2009 at 11:41
NEVER HUG A PORCUPINE!

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