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Silly Cliche's You Learned From the Cradle

OK Shalers,
Those of you that know me know that I can only take so much bad news and Shale in-fighting. It is once more time to "lighten" things with something really silly and inane. What could be any sillier than the cliche's we Southerners learned as children. You non-Southerners (you know who you are) should get a kick out of these. I'll start the list and you all can join in. Let's see how many we can come up with.
1. Tighter than Dick's hatband.
2. Drunk as Cooter Brown.
3. Cuter than a speckled pup.
4. Ugly as home made sin.

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Permalink Reply by Linda Whatley on November 7, 2010 at 16:21
Did I say that????

landownerPermalink Reply by MARG on November 7, 2010 at 23:10
Banker Linda, glad you did not finish !!!!!!!!!!!!! Ouch! Whew!!!
Permalink Reply by Linda Whatley on November 8, 2010 at 9:45
My mom used to use that phrase a lot when I was little............. never learned where she got it from, but I would probably think it was my grandfather...... he was a fiesty little Irishman......

Here's another one...... the squeaky wheel always gets the grease!

landownerPermalink Reply by MARG on November 15, 2010 at 13:28
Linda, I am thinking that you never heard the next line that they say in high schools.
UPPS!!!!

A good one is:

It is not HOW OLD one is, but HOW ONE is old. LOL

landownerPermalink Reply by Shaleeee on November 15, 2010 at 16:02
Beware of those who talk out of both sides of their mouth - a bit of the truth is somewhere in the middle. My dad's theory on propaganda.

landownerPermalink Reply by RAZORBACK on November 15, 2010 at 16:38
If you liberals keep gettin' your way - we're all gonna hear one big loud flush. The sound of the U.S. of A. goin' straight down the toilet. - Archie Bunker

landownerPermalink Reply by sesport on November 15, 2010 at 16:42
No, no I don't believe that quote is quite right. I believe Archie pronounced it "terlet."

lol, 80)
Permalink Reply by Oklahomachic on December 2, 2010 at 4:51
Dont look up when its raining little chicks drown that way. " They really do"

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