Haynesville Hillbilly "Need to Know" Terminology
Terms Every Hillbilly Needs to Know
Bonus - When we git together with Bo to do something…as in "Bonus are fixin' to go dancin' at the Horseshoe in a little while! Wanna go?"
Pooling - Something we git together and do in are millionaire friends' backyards--the ones that put in a pool with all that new money instead of buying a new boat…as in "Hey! Bonus are fixin' to go pooling over at Kassi's house in a little while! Wanna go?"
Pugh Clause - Something Bonus wrote into are leases that says that the drilling in are backyards is not allowed to out-stink the smell of Boudreaux's dog pen.
Workover - What Bonus do to them landmen and flippers that come around here with ridiculous stories about how are shale here ain't as thick as there shale thar so that that is why are upfront money here was less than there's over thar. As in, "Hey! Bonus are fixin' to workover that landman over thar, but we gotta hurry cause we're fixin' to pooling in little while!" Course now, when we git through with the workover, them boys' underware have done violated the Pugh Clause and we git 'em throwed off our land!
Bonus - When we git together with Bo to do something…as in "Bonus are fixin' to go dancin' at the Horseshoe in a little while! Wanna go?"
Pooling - Something we git together and do in are millionaire friends' backyards--the ones that put in a pool with all that new money instead of buying a new boat…as in "Hey! Bonus are fixin' to go pooling over at Kassi's house in a little while! Wanna go?"
Pugh Clause - Something Bonus wrote into are leases that says that the drilling in are backyards is not allowed to out-stink the smell of Boudreaux's dog pen.
Workover - What Bonus do to them landmen and flippers that come around here with ridiculous stories about how are shale here ain't as thick as there shale thar so that that is why are upfront money here was less than there's over thar. As in, "Hey! Bonus are fixin' to workover that landman over thar, but we gotta hurry cause we're fixin' to pooling in little while!" Course now, when we git through with the workover, them boys' underware have done violated the Pugh Clause and we git 'em throwed off our land!
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Permalink Reply by V.P. on
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This is just another reason I LOVE LIVIN' HERE IN NORTH LA ! Even with all the hullabaloo goin' on about the Shale Play no one has lost their sense of humor. The way we all look at it is... we never had nothin' to begin with so anything that comes our way is just Lagniappe ( a little something extra )
Keep 'em comin' you guys... ROFLMAO
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Permalink Reply by L.D. on
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Lease - "hell, we'll at lease be able to afford some gas for the truck now".
Court house - Court house is da place you take ya gal when u'r courtin.
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Permalink Reply by goofy on
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Non-pooled Acreage - This is whut Bonus call are front yards since are concrete pond is over yonder behind da house.
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Permalink Reply by sesport on
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Can't help myself, snakestewart inspired me on another thread.
carbon date - when your out with a girl for the first time, what all the neighbors whisper as in "Oh, that bookish boy carb on a date with a girl finally. We wuz startin' ta wonder 'bout him. Bo 'n us are gonna sneak up on 'em ta see if theys enny horizontal drillin' goin on."
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