duh-dunt, duh-dunt .... duh-dunt duh-dunt, duh-dunt duh-dunt (theme from "Jaws")
(Hey, I never claimed to have musical abilities!)
Jaws speeds torpedo-like through the depths .... dorsal & tail fin break the surface of the water ... fingers are poised on a keyboard prepared to repeatedly post some inanae comments ... Jaws opens wide and ...
C H O M P ... someone is relieved of their prank-playing hands.
Oh, and off-shore drilling update: No new drilling off the Hamptons, at least not of which I'm aware.