OK Shalers,
Those of you that know me know that I can only take so much bad news and Shale in-fighting. It is once more time to "lighten" things with something really silly and inane. What could be any sillier than the cliche's we Southerners learned as children. You non-Southerners (you know who you are) should get a kick out of these. I'll start the list and you all can join in. Let's see how many we can come up with.
1. Tighter than Dick's hatband.
2. Drunk as Cooter Brown.
3. Cuter than a speckled pup.
4. Ugly as home made sin.

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1.I'm so broke I can't pay attention
2.I'm happier than a dog with two dicK's
3.Only you can prevent a wildfire
I am from the government, and I am here to help you!!
The calvary is on the way
tighter than ben gump. does anybody know who ben gump was.
I may have rode the watermelon wagon into town, but I didn't fall off!! or, I was born at night but not last night.
He/she is ugly enough to drive the buzzards away from a gut wagon.
I need that like I need another hole in my head.
Useless as teats on a boar hog.
He/ she smells bad enough to knock a buzzard of a sh** wagon.

Northern version Cat.
He/she smells like pi** hitting a hot stove.
She is flatter then a fritter.
How'd that run up your britches leg?
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
We gonna make a suthen fella outa you yet Cannie!
A snake crawls on his own belly, you don't care who's belly you crawl on
can't see the forest because of the trees
Don't pee into the wind
How 'bout way down south? As in South LA. How to tell a realcajun? A real cajun is someone who can look out over a field of rice ............ and tell you how much gravy it's going to take to cover it.


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