OK Shalers,
Those of you that know me know that I can only take so much bad news and Shale in-fighting. It is once more time to "lighten" things with something really silly and inane. What could be any sillier than the cliche's we Southerners learned as children. You non-Southerners (you know who you are) should get a kick out of these. I'll start the list and you all can join in. Let's see how many we can come up with.
1. Tighter than Dick's hatband.
2. Drunk as Cooter Brown.
3. Cuter than a speckled pup.
4. Ugly as home made sin.
If I would have known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself
Honey Hush!! (Said that once when my son was about 7, and thought he would never stop laughing)
She's got Betty Davis thighs (Substitue the name of the person with the big thighs - works real well if their first name is Betty and sing it to the tune of the Betty Davis Eyes Song. - My sister came up with that one.)
Good for baggie britches or no-butt syndrome - Looks like a family of (Whatever) moved out of his britches.
Loved reading these. Thanks for starting this post. Have not heard these or thought of a lot of these in years. Some I have never heard.