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Permalink Reply by Bobi Carr ("parker") on March 7, 2009 at 12:36

Like a moth to a flame.

Permalink Reply by Two Dogs, Pirate on March 7, 2009 at 12:40

Does the snakes ass drag the ground?

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 7, 2009 at 14:31

Rob Peter to pay Paul.

Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 7, 2009 at 15:05

"Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow".

Permalink Reply by Muddigger on March 7, 2009 at 15:45

I don't give a shit if syrup goes to a $1 a sop!!

Permalink Reply by DaddyT on March 7, 2009 at 16:04

My Dads Favorite was

"She is 2 Ax handles wide"!

My Moms favorite was

"Them that got it, will lose it and
them that don't got it, can't lose it"

God bless your pea picken heart!

My favorite "God Bless America"

Permalink Reply by Cottontop on March 7, 2009 at 17:47

So Good it makes you want to Slap yo Mama

Grinning like a summer possum

Pull my finger

If I would have known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself

Honey Hush!! (Said that once when my son was about 7, and thought he would never stop laughing)

She's got Betty Davis thighs (Substitue the name of the person with the big thighs - works real well if their first name is Betty and sing it to the tune of the Betty Davis Eyes Song. - My sister came up with that one.)

Good for baggie britches or no-butt syndrome - Looks like a family of (Whatever) moved out of his britches.

Loved reading these. Thanks for starting this post. Have not heard these or thought of a lot of these in years. Some I have never heard.

Permalink Reply by Dixie on March 7, 2009 at 18:24

If flies had machine guns, frogs wouldn't mess with 'em

That's as rich as 4 foot up a bull's butt

I'm gonna put something on you that Grandpa soap can't take off

If "IF" was a skiff, we'd all go for a ride

If his brains were gas, he wouldn't have enough to ride a fleas mini-bike around a BB

Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 8, 2009 at 4:55

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no
lifeguard.

Permalink Reply by Dixie on March 7, 2009 at 18:27

He would rather walk through hell with gasoline drawers on than do that

Permalink Reply by DaddyT on March 8, 2009 at 4:19

He has enough money to burn a wet mule running...

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 8, 2009 at 4:22

Made it by the skin of my teeth.

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