Silly Cliche's You Learned From the Cradle

OK Shalers,
Those of you that know me know that I can only take so much bad news and Shale in-fighting. It is once more time to "lighten" things with something really silly and inane. What could be any sillier than the cliche's we Southerners learned as children. You non-Southerners (you know who you are) should get a kick out of these. I'll start the list and you all can join in. Let's see how many we can come up with.
1. Tighter than Dick's hatband.
2. Drunk as Cooter Brown.
3. Cuter than a speckled pup.
4. Ugly as home made sin.

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Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 8, 2009 at 4:51
Half the people you know are below average.
Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 8, 2009 at 4:53
When Hell freezes over.
Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 8, 2009 at 4:57
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have
film.
Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 8, 2009 at 5:06
The wheels turning but the hamster's dead.
Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 8, 2009 at 5:24
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 8, 2009 at 5:55
Wham, Bam, thank you Maam.
Permalink Reply by herman on March 8, 2009 at 6:19
1. She's as fine as frog's hair split four ways
2. I'm just as dumb as I was yesterday
3. I'm dumb as dirt and twice as ugly.
4. She so good looking she would make a boar hog climb a thorn tree backwards.
5. Good as chicken and half as greazy.
Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 8, 2009 at 6:54
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 8, 2009 at 8:45
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.
Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 8, 2009 at 7:07
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning
Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 8, 2009 at 7:07
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning
Permalink Reply by sesport on March 8, 2009 at 7:30
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
I may be cheap, but I'm not easy!
I may be easy, but I'm not cheap! LOL :0)

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