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Permalink Reply by S.H.M. on January 12, 2010 at 10:57

"This ain't my first rodeo"

Permalink Reply by Lorissa Gail on January 12, 2010 at 11:07

"He can't pour pi** out of a boot"

Permalink Reply by Dixie on January 12, 2010 at 13:08

Joanne, we always added "With the instructions written on the heel" to that old saying. LOL

Permalink Reply by Missy on January 12, 2010 at 17:23

As lost as last year's Easter egg in johnson grass.

Permalink Reply by Shaleeee on January 12, 2010 at 17:59

"She is tougher than woodpecker lips" "Bless her heart" "All his cookies did not get brown" "One brick shy of a load"

Permalink Reply by Eric on January 13, 2010 at 4:52

This reminds me of another.

"He's so dumb he could hide his own Easter Eggs."

Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on January 13, 2010 at 9:42

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Permalink Reply by George Cox on January 13, 2010 at 11:42

If a frog wore a pistol he could keep the snakes shot off his ass.
Better late than never. DUH!

Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on January 13, 2010 at 11:46

Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

Permalink Reply by Shaleeee on January 13, 2010 at 15:51

Ha! Razorback this really applies to leasing big time!

Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on January 13, 2010 at 16:28

. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

Permalink Reply by Bill R on January 13, 2010 at 17:56

This is one of the first things I ever heard in the Navy on the Nuke submarine I was on....

"It's not smart to mix sand in the vasoline!"

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