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Permalink Reply by sesport on January 20, 2009 at 17:08

KB - go to Media tab, then videos, look at Haynesvilles latest about water. there was only 1 thing missing, couldn't (or maybe didn't try) light it.

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on January 20, 2009 at 19:53

Buzzards will gather around any carcass for a meal but they draw the line at eating the flesh of landmen.

Permalink Reply by sesport on January 25, 2009 at 1:40

Okay tournament ringleaders - it's time to fess up all those preliminary practice scores so those of us rooting for the different teams know how to lay our bets who to root for. LOL Give us the details .. how are the Brawlers, the Hussies, the Doyline Dollies Duo doing? Give us the lane conditions, the humidity factor, injury reports ... whatever ya' got! There may be some serious money consideration on the line here.

Permalink Reply by Dorcheated A1 on January 25, 2009 at 2:44

Sesport, I bowled two games before the crew got there, I think it was a 167 and then a 189. That's with a three beer handicap working. I had people flopping all around me, I saw a kid who didn't let go of the ball right, he landed about 10 feet out on the lanes, and then a poor old grand ma took a dive. Very distracting, but the show had to go on. I could not adjust my beer drinking to the number of boards I needed to move so it when down hill after that for me. Me Maw looked good bowling, and no she was not the grand ma that took a dive. Hey, first time in 12 years not shabby. Korie, Karen and Ashley didn't do bad but need more work to defeat us.
Snake, how can I put this. Hey, he didn't throw a gutter ball.

Permalink Reply by sesport on January 25, 2009 at 3:04

That's why they call it a handicap! LOL

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on January 25, 2009 at 4:01

Good morning Dorcheated.
I am writing to you from the intenstive care unit at Willis Knighton, Bossier. Seriously, I am feeling some areas of discomfort, ok. agonizing pain, but for an old broad, not as much as I had expecting.
Thanks to all of you young folks for allowing me to tag along last night. Mr. Cathaus and I had a great time. I promise to pay each and everyone your $20 hush money when my SS check arrives next week.

Permalink Reply by Snake Stewart on January 25, 2009 at 4:35

No gutter balls because I had the rails up all night! HA!HA!HA!
But on a seriously funny note , that grandmaw dive was a full gainer with a twist! 100% nose dive. I thought she was fixing to start breakdancin' the way she was on her head with her feet straight up in the air and all. I almost started singing "Apache , Jump on it" by the Sugar Hill Gang, until I found out that Granny wasnt in the start position on purpose. If Granny happens to be a member of this site who was incognito, I am truely sorry! Sorry I didnt have my camera cause we coulda split the $10,000 from Americas Funniest Home Videos. (LOL) She was O.K. people, so relax.I made sure that she was o.k. before I started rolling around on the floor.Cathaus didnt laugh tho because that lady wasnt but 6 months older then her and she felt like she could relate, I guess. (LOL) Keeping that Hoveraround off of the foul line is going to be quite a chore.

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on January 25, 2009 at 4:54

That was no lady. That was Gaynell from the home. Now I ain't one to talk, but the way I hear it, Gaynell likes to stoke up on carbohydrates before she bowls and she gets those carbs from a bottle. She never felt a thang. Gaynell is so well-preserved, she will be hanging around the lanes long after you and Dorcheated are gone.

Permalink Reply by Dorcheated A1 on January 25, 2009 at 3:14

Don't worry, I'm taking next Saturday serious. I have set myself at a six beer limit, I don't want to over indulge.

Permalink Reply by Dorcheated A1 on January 25, 2009 at 3:22

Well, since you feel that way about it, let's make it two chugs before each toss. No, not when you toss it, but when anyone tosses it.

Permalink Reply by sesport on January 25, 2009 at 3:32

You 2 are gonna end up moving over boards all right (and maybe overboard? ha). Spectators are going to need protective shield like the one used for the inauguration.

Permalink Reply by Dorcheated A1 on January 25, 2009 at 3:50

sesport, i have been training for this moment for months. KB, will crack under the pressure, a couple of glasses wine and it's over.

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