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Permalink Reply by Snake Stewart on January 25, 2009 at 13:36

Against Coach DCH better advice I dont see any problem with answering a few questions. Last night was a bit disapointing from a bowling standpoint but was quickly lost in the joy of having several newbies visiting with us. Come to think of it , I may have been holding back a touch subconsciously. You know, not letting all of the talent show with guests there and all.Not to mention there is always the chance that someone could be a spy 2 lanes over and we wouldnt even know it. With this much at stake , nothing is out of the question in regards to gaining the upper hand.Gotta go, I think Coach is on the phone and he isnt very happy with me for blurtin' out any info. He is quite the master of misdirection and strategy. If you guys only knew the extent of the "M & S" you would be trembling in your flip flops. :-)

Permalink Reply by sesport on January 25, 2009 at 13:44

Thank you, Mr. Stewart, one more thing please ... Not knowing how the competition is coming along, and knowing that the experience level of all the teams is about on the same level ... do you feel 100% confident that you and your coach are in tip top shape for next weeks challenge, that the balls will just be rolling off your fingers, that you will be the masters of the lanes?

Permalink Reply by Snake Stewart on January 25, 2009 at 13:56

That my friend almost qualified for a " lets not get stuck on stupid " award.(LOL)

While not being able to speak for the other parties envolved, I can say that much effort has gone into trying to get all team reps willing to show up for practice, the opportunity to find the right size balls and knock down some pins. Coach has even taken time out from our roadwork to help instruct others in form and function, to help keep this contest as competative as humanly possible.

But! The only thing I am 100% sure of is my back, legs and left hand will almost be hurting as much as my shoulder. I will have to direct all other forms of questioning toward Coach DCH at this time, as I have mental exercises I must complete before turning in for the night. Thank you and Good Night!

Permalink Reply by Dorcheated A1 on January 25, 2009 at 14:02

Thank you partner, for enduring the pain and the late night practice sessions getting ready for this match. Your dedication cannot be matched, and come Saturday, you will reap the rewards of your suffering.

Permalink Reply by sesport on January 25, 2009 at 15:27

Mr. Stewart, Mr. Stewart - Isn't it true that it was recommended that you buy the lady the bowling bag with the cute little wheels?

Permalink Reply by Dorcheated A1 on January 25, 2009 at 13:49

You Sir, should be in the bed nursing that hammy, please be sure that nurse Karen meets any needs that you might have. Serving you dinner in bed, cleaning of your clothes, washing cars, yard work, anything that wil help in your healing efforts.

Permalink Reply by Snake Stewart on January 25, 2009 at 14:11

Yea, WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (LOL)

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on January 25, 2009 at 15:29

Snakey-poo,
Not once did I divulge your or your partner/coach/trainer's I.Q. The scores last night ran a wide range. You could have an I.Q. of say 54 all the way to say 177.
Now, I can't be casting any stones. There were a couple of games where I bowled my hip size, but heck, I was pleased to be bowling that high a score!!

Permalink Reply by sesport on January 25, 2009 at 16:24

Ms. Cathause - over here ... so, are you saying that you've had a pass to the practice site and have been involved in some of the "spring" training? What else can you tell us, Mrs. Cathaus? What's the training diet like? And is the contender sticking to a regimented sleep schedule even on weekends?

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on January 25, 2009 at 16:40

Madame Reporter,
I am not at liberty to divulge such pertinent information at this time. I was allowed into the practice sessions as a spectator/bowler after signing a confidentiality claus. This contract will expire in 72 hours and I hope to have a statement for you at that time. It is my intent to write a book about the antics of the two Doyline Doo Doo Dudes. I have spoken to Parker about ghost writing the aforementioned book and will be avidly seeking a publisher. Now please, no more questions.

Permalink Reply by sesport on January 25, 2009 at 17:08

So, there you have it folks, following the final practice session before the First Annual HS Bowling (whisper -what was the rest?, oh yeah) Bowling Tournament Series Championship. (whisper - ya mean there's going to be a series of these?) We've heard from the self-appointed #1 team, Mr. Stewart & coach DC somebody. They're not disclosing much, but remain confident that they will at least pull something if not pull this off. (whisper - there was talk of someone pulling off their pants for acupuncture?) Mrs. Cathaus is mum about any information she has, but seems to know something. She's hinting at an interview in the near future and we plan to be the first ones there. She & Ms. Parker are also planning a tell-all book, and I'm sure the main contender & his coach have written it into their confidentiality agreement that they will get theirs ... oh, sorry, their royalties. That's all for now, updates later.

Permalink Reply by Snake Stewart on January 26, 2009 at 1:11

Did Coach DCH say we were done practicin' ?
Remember what I said about that misdirection stuff.
Maybe I wasnt supposed to say anything about us still practicin'. Guess thats another lap for me, huh ?

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