This just in - Dinosaurs gassed themselves into extinction!

Apparently someone at CBS found a new angle on why methane is bad for us.

Maybe it will stop the rigs entirely and make the wellhead price increase!

Good grief.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57429334/dinosaur-gas-may-have-...

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HA!  The dinosaurs were replaced by the executive and legislative branch of our republic. the EPA is still
investigating the judiciary.  jhh

You know, these news stories need to post a warning sign each time they print something exciting.  Let me advise you, don't think you can simply crank up the old Time Traveler Deluxe and catch a Brontosaurus fart in a mason jar. 

Number 1. The mason jar ain't big enough.

Number 2. A Brontosaurus butt is higher off the ground than a six foot step ladder.

Number 3. A Brontosaurus fart is followed by a terrible rumbling sound.

Number 4. A six foot step ladder is taller than a pile of Brontosaurus poop, but very unstable.

I wonder if there is a fossilized fart somewhere to back up this theory.

dey was poor, dey was eating too much beans

All the fossilized farts are in Washington and they still have the brains of dinosaurs.

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