Dorcheated's Guide For Shale Terminology
Just recently my newest buddy, or the master of this sight Haynesville, asked if I would be interested in writing a blog. Haynesville never forgetting any of the small details reminded me of the fact that my farther (who was journalist and cartoonist) may have passed this gene on to me. Of course people on this site have come to terms with the fact that this did not happen. It's not because my farther didn't try, he did. Dad would always gently pop me on the back of the head, ok, ok, he would slap me on the back of my head anytime that I would use improper English. Naturally my head was dribbled more than a basketball at a NBA game to no avail. The fortunate side of all this is dad did not read my English papers mom did. Mom realized early that if dad read my papers and saw my punuation her little Dorcheated would be brain dead by the time he got out of high school. Which leads me to the point of this whole blog. Out of all the pops I would receive for bad English. I noticed a pattern develop. For some reason anytime I would use a slang term or definition the pop was much more forceful. I found that this was considered a gross violation of the English language therefore the force of the pop would be greatly increase. Here recently, I have notice slang terms poping on the GHS and it reminded me of dad. So in tribute of my farther, I will come out and share a few of my own and hope that you will share a few of yours. Let's get started.
Getting Shaled: Anytime that you are arguing with three of more people at the same time.
Drive by Shaler: A Shaler who enters an argument only to leave one comment and never return.
Soft Shaler: A Shaler who attemts to bring warring factions together in order to acheive peace on the GHS.
Sideline Shaler: People who read GHS everyday but never comment on anything.
Serious Shaler: A Shaler who only will talk O&G business and nothing else.
Shale informed: A Shaler who know's what her or she is talking about.
Shaleless: A Shaler who is not informed.
Shaledevil: A Shaler who instigates or start's arguments just for fun.
Shale Hussies: A term developed by woman on this site who spend a lot of time talking girls stuff.
That is just a few of mine but I'm sure each shaler has their own. Let's hear them.
Getting Shaled: Anytime that you are arguing with three of more people at the same time.
Drive by Shaler: A Shaler who enters an argument only to leave one comment and never return.
Soft Shaler: A Shaler who attemts to bring warring factions together in order to acheive peace on the GHS.
Sideline Shaler: People who read GHS everyday but never comment on anything.
Serious Shaler: A Shaler who only will talk O&G business and nothing else.
Shale informed: A Shaler who know's what her or she is talking about.
Shaleless: A Shaler who is not informed.
Shaledevil: A Shaler who instigates or start's arguments just for fun.
Shale Hussies: A term developed by woman on this site who spend a lot of time talking girls stuff.
That is just a few of mine but I'm sure each shaler has their own. Let's hear them.
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Comment by Snake Stewart on January 17, 2009 at 6:02
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Shalepro : from the latin: Noun , a.) Person that holds the distinction of being in the O&G business in some form or fashion, or someone with connections in said indutry. b.) Anyone that holds a position that would give one insight or firsthand knowledge of the inner dealings or workings of the industry.
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Comment by sesport on January 16, 2009 at 15:00
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shaleicious - how that dinner in the fancy restaurant tastes first night out on the town after receiving a paid draft or check for bonus/royalties
You've got shale - What red-faced O&G say after months of saying you didn't
shaledown - HS posters' version of a smack-down
McShale - canned, cookie cutter industry contracts
"Shale be comin' 'round the mountain..." - What shalers sing as the trucks parade up & down the road.
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Comment by Cathaus on January 16, 2009 at 12:48
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Shalezamm: What KB will say after her first strike.
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Comment by Caddo Cla on January 16, 2009 at 12:01
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suppleshale - Production to supplement your social security.
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Comment by Dorcheated A1 on January 16, 2009 at 11:00
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No, I think prowness sounds better, let's leave it like that.
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Comment by Dorcheated A1 on January 16, 2009 at 10:58
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nisie,
Your given Jim an attaboy for that one.
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Comment by nisie, not a happy camper landowner on January 16, 2009 at 10:56
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Correction "prowess"
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Comment by nisie, not a happy camper landowner on January 16, 2009 at 10:54
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Shalecrown: Given to Shalehussies on Jan 31for their bowling prowness.
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Comment by nisie, not a happy camper landowner on January 16, 2009 at 10:53
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Good one Jim!
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Comment by Dorcheated A1 on January 16, 2009 at 10:31
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Shalelabration: A party crowning the Doyline boys champions of the first shalebowl.
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