Dorcheated's Guide For Shale Terminology

Just recently my newest buddy, or the master of this sight Haynesville, asked if I would be interested in writing a blog. Haynesville never forgetting any of the small details reminded me of the fact that my farther (who was journalist and cartoonist) may have passed this gene on to me. Of course people on this site have come to terms with the fact that this did not happen. It's not because my farther didn't try, he did. Dad would always gently pop me on the back of the head, ok, ok, he would slap me on the back of my head anytime that I would use improper English. Naturally my head was dribbled more than a basketball at a NBA game to no avail. The fortunate side of all this is dad did not read my English papers mom did. Mom realized early that if dad read my papers and saw my punuation her little Dorcheated would be brain dead by the time he got out of high school. Which leads me to the point of this whole blog. Out of all the pops I would receive for bad English. I noticed a pattern develop. For some reason anytime I would use a slang term or definition the pop was much more forceful. I found that this was considered a gross violation of the English language therefore the force of the pop would be greatly increase. Here recently, I have notice slang terms poping on the GHS and it reminded me of dad. So in tribute of my farther, I will come out and share a few of my own and hope that you will share a few of yours. Let's get started.

Getting Shaled: Anytime that you are arguing with three of more people at the same time.
Drive by Shaler: A Shaler who enters an argument only to leave one comment and never return.
Soft Shaler: A Shaler who attemts to bring warring factions together in order to acheive peace on the GHS.
Sideline Shaler: People who read GHS everyday but never comment on anything.
Serious Shaler: A Shaler who only will talk O&G business and nothing else.
Shale informed: A Shaler who know's what her or she is talking about.
Shaleless: A Shaler who is not informed.
Shaledevil: A Shaler who instigates or start's arguments just for fun.
Shale Hussies: A term developed by woman on this site who spend a lot of time talking girls stuff.
That is just a few of mine but I'm sure each shaler has their own. Let's hear them.

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Comment by Cathaus on January 22, 2009 at 16:54
Shale-explanation: Parker is the outer, not the outee!
Comment by Cathaus on January 22, 2009 at 16:53
Shalebuster: Outing a landman that poses as a landowner, ie, PARKER.
Comment by Cathaus on January 22, 2009 at 15:45
Shalesnoop: GHS members that read other members messages.
Comment by sesport on January 21, 2009 at 21:20
shalenormous - next size bigger after "ginormous" as in Exxon has shalenormous pocketbooks, Aubrey has a shalenormous number of shares of CPK, antonysm- golf pencils are NOT shalenormous
Comment by Snake Stewart on January 20, 2009 at 19:18
Non-Recovering Shaleoholic : Someone that the 12 step program will mean absolutely nothing to.
Comment by Cathaus on January 20, 2009 at 19:00
Shaleanonymous: Hi, my name is Cathaus and I am a shaleaholic!
Comment by Snake Stewart on January 20, 2009 at 18:38
Shaleaholic : A needed 12 step program for people that just cant get enough Shale. As in ...."Just one more post, I promise its my last one. I can stop anytime I want to !"
Comment by Cathaus on January 20, 2009 at 8:32
Shaledwell: Eat, breathe and live all things shale.
Comment by Cathaus on January 20, 2009 at 8:30
Shaleduggery: The act of deception or trickery that landmen use to lowball landowners.
Comment by Dorcheated A1 on January 20, 2009 at 8:22
Shaledmyjob: Spending too much time on GHS instead of working.
Example: Dorcheated should be showing the plumbers where to start working.
Instead he is on GHS blogging

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