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Permalink Reply by Iris on December 22, 2008 at 12:13

I blamed it on my brother Dorcheated...I could use it right now, could you send it by Fed EX?

Permalink Reply by Dorcheated A1 on December 22, 2008 at 12:33

Tiger,
Just come over to the Oyster Bar and i'll give it to you there. I can't afford that Fed Ex thing.

Permalink Reply by Dorcheated A1 on December 22, 2008 at 11:46

KB,
I still enjoy finding free money just like Wall Street does.
Where do I sign up.

Permalink Reply by Dorcheated A1 on December 22, 2008 at 12:35

New York is a little far away for me I'm looking for closer street. Something like Texas St. or Travis.

Permalink Reply by sesport on December 22, 2008 at 10:21

Mr. Stewart - I don't need you to bring me anything, but there are a few things you might be interested in picking up over here in the "southeast" country that you can take back as a gift to the town of Big D. There's a 2 fer over here on Christmas lights, red and green, all up & down on Youree Dr. (between say Southfield & Bert Kouns), some more along Bert Kouns (between say Linwood & Youree), and some more up and down 70th St. (between I-49 and Youree). There's plenty of them, they're already strung up at the intersections and lit so you can tell which ones are working. I think they've even got them set on some kind of blinking mode as they keep changing colors, but mostly stay red. Right now they've become a hazard, too many lookey loos, and traffic keeps backing up. If you ride in the bed of a truck, and bring one of those Christmas light application poles, you can just ride through the intersections and snag 'em as you drive under them. PS. If anyone stops you and claims to be law enforcement, just say you're working on a redistribution project. Those of us that live & work on this end of town thank you are happy to share with the town of Big D, and look forward to you helping yourself helping you out. It's all about getting rid of the traffic headache that Christmas Spirit. My best for the holidays to you & yours. PSS You got my other stuff from town?

Permalink Reply by Snake Stewart on December 22, 2008 at 11:46

Permalink Reply by sesport person 1 hour ago
PSS You got my other stuff from town?

What stuff S.P.P ?
You aint turned in no list. I already done checked it twice.

That rubber-necking is a killer! Thats why we dont hang up lights here in Doyline. When we first got the two traffic lights installed in town, we had several traffic accidents due to the fact that people kept slamming on their brakes. They finally made both sides of the light yellow because the flashing red light was making it difficult to get across the street with all that starting and stopping. Took one old lady nearly 20 minutes to get across the road. Every time the light flashed red she would kill the engine to save on gas.Poor thing burned up the bendix on her starter right there on main street.
So you can keep all those fancy smancy lights. We got plenty to entertain ourselves with just having these two lights. (LOL)

P.S. They backordered that doll for ya but I dont think its gonna be in before Christmas. Fredrichs of Hollywood sure does carry some risque' stuff tho. :-)

Permalink Reply by Iris on December 22, 2008 at 12:16

Ooh, you left yourself wide open on that last remark Snake Eyes...I'm resisting temptation.

Permalink Reply by Snake Stewart on December 22, 2008 at 13:00

Gate may have a spring loaded hinge on it. Be verwy verwy careful Tiger! (wink,wink)

Permalink Reply by Dorcheated A1 on December 22, 2008 at 13:02

Yes Sir,
And that's one to many.

Permalink Reply by Snake Stewart on December 22, 2008 at 13:11

O.K.,O.K. !
You got me Jim !
Only one of the lights is in town! The other is outside the city limits by the back gate to the old Ammo Plant, if you are gonna split hairs!

Permalink Reply by Taylor on December 22, 2008 at 13:50

There are two? Never noticed the other one.

Permalink Reply by sesport on December 22, 2008 at 18:46

"Took one old lady nearly 20 minutes to get across the road:.

When I heard that one years ago, it was an Aggie joke. What goes screech...screech...screech? An Aggie at a blinking red light.

Aw, geez, ya' ordered me a doll? But now you've spoiled my Christmas surprise. Was it blonde or brunette, or maybe even redhead? And does your hottie wife know you're looking at that catalogue? Must you always listen to DC's recommendations? I know that People mag was just a front for something else.

Well, if you don't want those Christmas lights, maybe we can get Benton or Haughton to take them. As a last resort ... Taylor Town?

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