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Silly Cliche's You Learned From the Cradle

OK Shalers,
Those of you that know me know that I can only take so much bad news and Shale in-fighting. It is once more time to "lighten" things with something really silly and inane. What could be any sillier than the cliche's we Southerners learned as children. You non-Southerners (you know who you are) should get a kick out of these. I'll start the list and you all can join in. Let's see how many we can come up with.
1. Tighter than Dick's hatband.
2. Drunk as Cooter Brown.
3. Cuter than a speckled pup.
4. Ugly as home made sin.

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landownerPermalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 14, 2009 at 16:07
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

landownerPermalink Reply by Connell on March 18, 2009 at 21:02
After 3 days fish and friends smell....yung fu

landownerPermalink Reply by Connell on March 18, 2009 at 21:03
a belch is a fart your arse rejected...

landownerPermalink Reply by Connell on March 18, 2009 at 21:04
a fool puts his tongue to work before he does his brain....
Permalink Reply by GEORGE D BROCKNER on March 19, 2009 at 8:03
From my grandfather. "It ain't a sin to be ugly, but she's over doin' it" "He was grinnin' like a mule eatin' briars" or "like a possum eatin' sh*t"
From my friend Mark, "She is red on the head like a dick on a dog" or "She's red on the noodle like a pecker on a poodle"
Permalink Reply by Woodardville Willy on March 19, 2009 at 8:37
To err is human, but to blame it on somebody else shows management potential!
Permalink Reply by Buddy on March 19, 2009 at 8:48
All hat, no cows.

I don't know whether to wind my ass or scratch my watch.
Permalink Reply by kristine matt on March 26, 2009 at 6:13
when you get a skinny minute, give me a shout

landownerPermalink Reply by Cathaus on March 26, 2009 at 6:17
a minute is about all I have that is skinny!

landownerPermalink Reply by Jack Blake on March 30, 2009 at 4:23
Well it ain't really country. It's kind of chauvanistic, but when Jack Blake is with another man and they see a hot looking blond or red head, Jack will say, "Hmmmmmmmmm, I wonder if the carpet matches the curtains".
LONG LIVE HOT REDHEADS, BLONDES AND THE HAYNESVILLE SHALE CRIED JACK BLAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

landownerPermalink Reply by Iris on March 30, 2009 at 11:20
Kind of chauvinistic??

landownerPermalink Reply by Shelley on March 30, 2009 at 6:39
Wild as a peach orchard hog,
Cold as a well digger's tail
So poor he'd have to borrow moeny to buy water to cry with
Plumb tuckered out

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