Off topic Buck

Friday starts with sever storm warnings. My daughter who is afraid of bad weather always spends the night with us in bad weather. That includes her two pug dogs who goal in life to lick your legs right after you get out of the shower.

Non the less I make a trip to Academy Sports to buy fishing baits and a life vest for a fishing trip and stunned to find fishing baits are $5 a piece. Are they made out of oil?

Well I only bought 4 and decided to buy a hook sharpener to make them last at least till I die. That was another $5. So now with head swimming I find the lift vest and I know I need to lose a few pounds but by the time I found one that would fit it had a 4 and a row of X’s that looked like a rating on a Sweden porno movie.

Now I feeling like I need to get home storms rolling in but I need a fishing license. I stop at the customer service desk and requested a senior fishing license. Yep $5 but what the heck. She asks me to sign what looked like the Declaration of Independence. Won’t fit in my wallet but she put it in a bag about the same size as my life vest.

Trying to relax I took my $5 fishing baits sharpen the hooks and placed them in my tackle box. Started to feel better. Storms getting closer forecast flooding etc.

Decided to step in the carport put on and adjust the straps on my New Sweden life vest
About the same time my daughter drove up two pugs jumped out licked me on both legs she walked by and looked at my life vest and said that is not funny!

Buck

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landownerPermalink Reply by sesport on March 31, 2009 at 12:31
What, made stains that look like religious symbols and sold them on ebay?

landownerPermalink Reply by Dorcheated A1 on March 31, 2009 at 0:20
Skip, Maw, TD, sesport,

I have six cats, anytime I see one in trouble I bring them home. They eat four cases of friskies a week, I think it's about $10 a case. TD, they do bring home stuff home and leave it on the porch, one of them got bit by a snake a couple of years ago, and now he doesn't even clean his tail.

landownerPermalink Reply by sesport on March 31, 2009 at 12:29
As long as you also make sure to have the veterinarian make sure they don't get any "friskier" and start multiplying like rabbits. :0)

Most of my neighbors are "cat lovers," and while I have nothing against them, I'm partial to dogs. At this point, I think all heck would break loose if I tried to introduce a cat or two. I'm just the designated neighborhood cat sitter when folks go out of town.


Not much pay, no bonus incentives, and definitely no perks. Just as bad as being the neighborhood toilet fixer. I don't know how or why I keep getting these assignments.

sesport, neighborhood catwatch & throne maintenance

landownerPermalink Reply by Dorcheated A1 on March 31, 2009 at 12:55
sesport,

They are all fix, and at a hefty price I might say, I just got my dog spaded and it cost about $250
With as many animals as I have, one of them is always going to the vet or needs medicine, but what the hey. When my wife gets mad at me, they don't, so it's worth it.

landownerPermalink Reply by sesport on March 31, 2009 at 13:29
buck - More like open your trunk and RUUUNNNNN! And make sure you have accomodations for the night (maybe the next few nights) with someone. Make sure they'll take in the dog & cat, too, because they'll be right on your heels. Don't think you'd be getting back in the house for awhile after a stunt like that. LOL

Thanks for the laugh - sesport :0)

Oil & Gas ProPermalink Reply by Two Dogs, Pirate on March 31, 2009 at 13:48
I prefer Two Dogs.

landownerPermalink Reply by Dorcheated A1 on March 31, 2009 at 14:18
Mr. Buckner

It's hard to render me speechless, but you just did it Sir.

Good laugh, thanks

landownerPermalink Reply by Dorcheated A1 on March 31, 2009 at 7:17
Jim,
Of course you can laugh at that. I rather laugh with you, than argue with you anytime.

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