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Permalink Reply by J. A. on March 6, 2009 at 15:31

1.I'm so broke I can't pay attention
2.I'm happier than a dog with two dicK's
3.Only you can prevent a wildfire
4.

Permalink Reply by pal on March 6, 2009 at 15:33

I am from the government, and I am here to help you!!

Permalink Reply by J. A. on March 6, 2009 at 15:39

The calvary is on the way

Permalink Reply by buckmaster on January 12, 2010 at 11:32

tighter than ben gump. does anybody know who ben gump was.

Permalink Reply by Margaret Wren on March 6, 2009 at 15:37

I may have rode the watermelon wagon into town, but I didn't fall off!! or, I was born at night but not last night.

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 6, 2009 at 15:47

He/she is ugly enough to drive the buzzards away from a gut wagon.

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 6, 2009 at 15:49

I need that like I need another hole in my head.
Useless as teats on a boar hog.

Permalink Reply by Big Daddy, bcnr on March 6, 2009 at 15:50

He/ she smells bad enough to knock a buzzard of a sh** wagon.


Northern version Cat.

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 6, 2009 at 15:51

He/she smells like pi** hitting a hot stove.
She is flatter then a fritter.
How'd that run up your britches leg?
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 6, 2009 at 15:56

We gonna make a suthen fella outa you yet Cannie!

Permalink Reply by pal on March 6, 2009 at 16:00

A snake crawls on his own belly, you don't care who's belly you crawl on
can't see the forest because of the trees
Don't pee into the wind

Permalink Reply by Skip Peel - Mineral Consultant on March 6, 2009 at 16:01

How 'bout way down south? As in South LA. How to tell a realcajun? A real cajun is someone who can look out over a field of rice ............ and tell you how much gravy it's going to take to cover it.

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