Silly Cliche's You Learned From the Cradle

OK Shalers,
Those of you that know me know that I can only take so much bad news and Shale in-fighting. It is once more time to "lighten" things with something really silly and inane. What could be any sillier than the cliche's we Southerners learned as children. You non-Southerners (you know who you are) should get a kick out of these. I'll start the list and you all can join in. Let's see how many we can come up with.
1. Tighter than Dick's hatband.
2. Drunk as Cooter Brown.
3. Cuter than a speckled pup.
4. Ugly as home made sin.

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Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 7, 2009 at 7:00
The cream always rises to the top.
Permalink Reply by Snake Stewart on March 7, 2009 at 7:18
"Dont let the door hit"cha where the good Lord split'cha"

"Close dont count except with horseshoes and hand grenades"

"Like two peas in a pod "
Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 7, 2009 at 7:45
Slicker then snot.
Permalink Reply by Skip Peel - Mineral Consultant on March 7, 2009 at 7:48
Cathaus, I may be silly ................. but looks aren't everything.
Permalink Reply by Wolverine on March 7, 2009 at 7:57
Beauty is only Skin Deep!!!

He's always chumping at the bits!!!
Permalink Reply by Wolverine on March 7, 2009 at 8:03
It's wide as it's long!!!
Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 7, 2009 at 7:57
You wouldn't think that if you looked like me!!!
Permalink Reply by sesport on March 7, 2009 at 7:57
Stick me with a fork, I'm done.
So .... (I hear this one a lot at work, might as well be a cliche')
Raining cats & dogs, don't step in a poodle.
Do wild bears s**t in the woods?
You're not Alice, and this ain't Wonderland.
Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 7, 2009 at 8:14
Does the rooster know the way to the hen house?
Permalink Reply by Tim on March 7, 2009 at 8:13
Hotter than a foxes ass in forest fire.

Colder than a well diggers ass in Montana.

More nervous than a whore in church.

Something you can't get off with Ajax.

Gonna beat you so your mama won't know you.
Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 7, 2009 at 8:17
Shinier than a new penny.
He so bright, his daddy calls him son.
Permalink Reply by Wolverine on March 7, 2009 at 9:15
As thick as 2 short planks!!!

A haystack short of a cart load!!!

A sandwich short of a pinic!!!

As poor as a church mouse!!!

One minute Wonder!!!

As nutty as fruitcake!!!

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