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Permalink Reply by Bobi Carr ("parker") on January 13, 2010 at 18:01

If you're waiting on me you're backing up.

Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on January 14, 2010 at 3:51

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Permalink Reply by Shaleeee on January 14, 2010 at 10:31

Do not throw the baby out with the bath water - It is better to have a bird in hand than two in the bush - Be honest with the man in the mirror and everything will fall into place - Her face and a lemon would draw a blister on a galvanized pi-- pot (Friends contribution)

Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on January 14, 2010 at 11:01

Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.

Permalink Reply by Bob Ballard on January 16, 2010 at 1:28

"With integrity", nothing else matters. "Without integrity", nothing else matters.

Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on January 16, 2010 at 5:37

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

Permalink Reply by MARG on November 6, 2010 at 19:28

Don't wait to go to church until six strong men take you. Read the Bible it will scare the hell out of you. Someone in charge may sometimes need to be told that life is not like Burger King--- he or she cannot have it their way.

Permalink Reply by obed w odom on November 7, 2010 at 9:35

A miss is as good as a mile.

She (he) looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet.

Every little bit helps, as the old lady said when she pee'd in the churn.

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Some good bumper stickers:

The weather is here; wish you were beautiful.

For tailgaters: Wait! I'm re-loading.

Permalink Reply by Inquirer on November 7, 2010 at 10:06

-Lord, help me be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
-When you are wrong, apologize. When you are right, shut up.
-What does a dead atheist and a Christian have in common?
(Both believe in God.)
-Having a good heart is good- but we need more livers!
-God loves you – and I’m trying!
-There is a way to stay out of Hell, but no way to get out!
-Just because we came from dirt doesn’t mean we have to wallow in it.
-Opportunity knocks once. Temptation leans on the doorbell.
-There is no right way to do a wrong thing.
-The best way to break a bad habit is to drop it.
-Hell will never have an energy crisis.
-People want the front of the bus, the back of the church,
and the center of attention.
-Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted.
-He who dies with the most toys is still dead.

Permalink Reply by obed w odom on November 7, 2010 at 10:14

Druggie's maxim:
"No left turn unstoned."

Permalink Reply by Bryan Brennion on November 7, 2010 at 15:40

From my grandfather:
He's so dumb be doesn't know the difference between shit and wild honey.
Scarce as hen's teeth.

Permalink Reply by Linda Whatley on November 7, 2010 at 16:17

My Mama's favorite..........

Shit fire and save matches........

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