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Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 7, 2009 at 9:28

Everyone needs belief in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 7, 2009 at 9:21

We are born broke, naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 7, 2009 at 9:44

Soft as a baby's butt.
Make you slap yo' pappy.
Pot calling the kettle black.

Permalink Reply by Wolverine on March 7, 2009 at 9:52

As daft as a Brush!!!

As skinny as a toothpick!!!

As happy as a Lark!!!

Permalink Reply by Skip Peel - Mineral Consultant on March 7, 2009 at 9:52

Tastes so good, make your tongue slap ya brains out.

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 7, 2009 at 9:55

Slow as cream rising in a cow.
Crazy like a fox.

Permalink Reply by Wolverine on March 7, 2009 at 10:08

Running around like a Headless Chicken!!!

I don't know if I am coming r going r been!!!

He's a wolf in sheeps clothing!!!

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 7, 2009 at 10:44

He gets my goat.

Permalink Reply by Landdiva on March 7, 2009 at 10:53

She doesn't know if she's washing or hanging out.

Permalink Reply by Landdiva on March 7, 2009 at 10:54

Her behind looks like two bobcats in a burlap bag.

Permalink Reply by Two Dogs, Pirate on March 7, 2009 at 11:12

A whistling woman and a crowing hen, never come to a very good end.

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 7, 2009 at 11:22

That and a buck fifty will get you a cup of coffee. (I had to adjust for inflation!)
Wet behind the ears.
Just when I get it together, I forget where I put it.
Tit for tat.
Must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that.

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