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Permalink Reply by The_Baron on December 16, 2008 at 17:22

Just kidding KB, don't get all riled up.

Permalink Reply by S J Granger on December 16, 2008 at 9:37

You maybe close, but there is one oil company in play (not CP) that is gearing up to drill 1000 wells a year by itself, add CP and all the rest and the number could be unreal.
s.j.

Permalink Reply by BirdDawg, plain ole' idiot on December 16, 2008 at 10:16

S. J.,
Care to share any details?

Permalink Reply by Two Dogs, Pirate on December 16, 2008 at 10:59

Hey BD, there must be some new drilling rig invented that no one knows about. It must be the Lex Luther Exploration and Production, Inc. This corporation will be the first use an atomic bomb for a frac job. He tried this at one point with the San Andreas Fault in the Superman movie.

Permalink Reply by BirdDawg, plain ole' idiot on December 16, 2008 at 13:01

Hey Duece Pups,
Maybe they gave their drilling rigs some drilling rig Viagra. Sorry, rsp'd, had to borrow your line. And then they had really big drilling rigs, and they could drill really deep. And... OK, I'll shut up now.

Permalink Reply by The_Baron on December 16, 2008 at 17:09

I heard the rig uses lasers from space.

Permalink Reply by The_Baron on December 16, 2008 at 17:09

Its powered by a black monolith.

Permalink Reply by Dion Warr, CPL on December 17, 2008 at 3:29

Baron:

I had heard the rig was powered by a giant space-based cigar that releases a spotlighted rotating soccer ball from one end, and that the rig location coordinates are communicated by the song of humpback whales.

Permalink Reply by Skip Peel - Mineral Consultant on December 17, 2008 at 3:45

Dion/KB. I don't know how many cups of coffee you guys have had already this morning, but I suggest you stop right now. LOL

Permalink Reply by Dion Warr, CPL on December 17, 2008 at 4:16

Skip:

Coffee? What's wrong with a few cups of coffee? I don't understand what's wrrrongg with a fewww cups of COFFEE!!! III LLLIIKKKE ECCOOFFEEEE!!!! IIIIT WWAKES MMEE UPPPP IINN THHEE MORRNINNG! III IFEEELL GRREAATTT AFFFTER HAVGINNIGG SSOSM E COFFFEEE.

Permalink Reply by The_Baron on December 17, 2008 at 4:14

And they use willy wonka chocolate for drilling mud.

Permalink Reply by Skip Peel - Mineral Consultant on December 17, 2008 at 4:21

Dion/KB. You're really startin' to scare me now. Cut it out or I may have to organize an intervention. Ever heard of "decaf". LOL

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