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Oil & Gas ProPermalink Reply by Les Bamburg on March 6, 2009 at 15:58

He's a half bubble off plumb.
His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
Too many chiefs and not enough indians.

landownerPermalink Reply by Cathaus on March 6, 2009 at 16:02

Old as grandma's foot and twice as corny.

landownerPermalink Reply by Margaret Wren on March 6, 2009 at 16:01

but my all time favorite is:
I refuse to do a battle of the wits with an unarmed person.

landownerPermalink Reply by Cathaus on March 6, 2009 at 16:31

maybe it's as rich as Kroesus (sp). he was a ruler with all the gold. Not to be confused with Midas.

landownerPermalink Reply by Cathaus on March 6, 2009 at 16:06

And of course, our GHS motto: DON'T GET STUCK ON STUPID!

Permalink Reply by herefordsnshale on March 6, 2009 at 16:05

In describing an ugly person: If I had a dog that ugly I'd shave its butt and make it walk backwards.
In describing a red dirt road after a rain: Slicker than owl shit.
In describing a person with buck teeth: He could eat corn through a knot-hole.

landownerPermalink Reply by Karen on March 6, 2009 at 16:09

I'd rather be pissed off, than pissed on.

Permalink Reply by Holedigger on March 6, 2009 at 16:12

Loster than a ball in tall grass

Oil & Gas ProPermalink Reply by Jay Murrell on March 6, 2009 at 16:18

She's so ugly she could make a train take a dirt road.

Oil & Gas ProPermalink Reply by Two Dogs, Pirate on March 6, 2009 at 16:29

Speaking about a good looking woman on a construction site:
Id knaw on her ass till I got lock jaw, then Id let her drag me to death.

landownerPermalink Reply by Bobi Carr ("parker") on March 6, 2009 at 16:30

Why are you smilin’ like a goat in a briarpatch?

If brains were leather, he wouldn’t have enough to saddle a junebug.

Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!

Well, slap my head and call me silly!

landownerPermalink Reply by Bobi Carr ("parker") on March 6, 2009 at 16:31

If you want something done give it to a busy person.

OR IF YOU WANT SOMETHING TO BE FUN HAND IT TO CATHAUS TO HAVE IT DONE.

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