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Permalink Reply by RAZORBACK on March 14, 2009 at 16:07

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

Permalink Reply by Connell on March 18, 2009 at 21:02

After 3 days fish and friends smell....yung fu

Permalink Reply by Connell on March 18, 2009 at 21:03

a belch is a fart your arse rejected...

Permalink Reply by Connell on March 18, 2009 at 21:04

a fool puts his tongue to work before he does his brain....

Permalink Reply by GEORGE D BROCKNER on March 19, 2009 at 8:03

From my grandfather. "It ain't a sin to be ugly, but she's over doin' it" "He was grinnin' like a mule eatin' briars" or "like a possum eatin' sh*t"
From my friend Mark, "She is red on the head like a dick on a dog" or "She's red on the noodle like a pecker on a poodle"

Permalink Reply by Woodardville Willy on March 19, 2009 at 8:37

To err is human, but to blame it on somebody else shows management potential!

Permalink Reply by Buddy on March 19, 2009 at 8:48

All hat, no cows.

I don't know whether to wind my ass or scratch my watch.

Permalink Reply by kristine matt on March 26, 2009 at 6:13

when you get a skinny minute, give me a shout

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 26, 2009 at 6:17

a minute is about all I have that is skinny!

Permalink Reply by Jack Blake on March 30, 2009 at 4:23

Well it ain't really country. It's kind of chauvanistic, but when Jack Blake is with another man and they see a hot looking blond or red head, Jack will say, "Hmmmmmmmmm, I wonder if the carpet matches the curtains".
LONG LIVE HOT REDHEADS, BLONDES AND THE HAYNESVILLE SHALE CRIED JACK BLAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Permalink Reply by Iris on March 30, 2009 at 11:20

Kind of chauvinistic??

Permalink Reply by Shelley on March 30, 2009 at 6:39

Wild as a peach orchard hog,
Cold as a well digger's tail
So poor he'd have to borrow moeny to buy water to cry with
Plumb tuckered out

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