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landownerPermalink Reply by Cathaus on March 6, 2009 at 16:39

I put the fun in dysfunctional!
My mama didn't raise no fool.
I knew you before you wuz a glimmer in ya daddy's eyes.
A day late and a dollar short.

Oil & Gas ProPermalink Reply by Skip Peel - Mineral Consultant on March 6, 2009 at 16:34

Follow up to Two Dogs "good lookin' woman post. "She's so fine, there's no telling where the money went." Not southern that I am aware of but I thought it fit here. Props to Robert Palmer. Jethro Tull lyrics not allowed. Gets us in trouble every time.

landownerPermalink Reply by Cathaus on March 6, 2009 at 16:38

I loved me some Robert Palmer!

Permalink Reply by pal on March 6, 2009 at 16:43

Don't force it, get a bigger hammer

Slow as molasses in December

Jumped on him like a chicken on a June bug

She has two thirty eights and a gun

Oil & Gas ProPermalink Reply by Two Dogs, Pirate on March 6, 2009 at 16:41

Flank Steak at the oyster Bar,
Skip Knows. he recomended it>

Permalink Reply by Snake Stewart on March 6, 2009 at 16:43

1)My momma raised a fool but he is 3 or 4 years younger than me.

2)That girls one of the Lee twins, Home & Ug!

3) Kiss the north end of a south bound mule.

4) Harder then the times in '29

5) All's fair in love & war.......and one of my personal favorites penned by my lovely wife in regards to this last saying......"Fair is fair and Love is War." You cant make up stuff like that.HA!HA!HA! God bless her soul!

6) Take a long walk off a short pier.

7) Happier then a fat boy at a pie eatin contest.

8) If "its" and "buts" were candies and nuts , we would all have a Merry Christmas.

9) If a frog had a glass --- , he'd only jump once!

landownerPermalink Reply by Cathaus on March 6, 2009 at 16:49

If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his butt everytime he jumped.
Can't never could.
Don't should on yourself.

Oil & Gas ProPermalink Reply by Two Dogs, Pirate on March 6, 2009 at 16:50

Wings

Permalink Reply by RR on March 6, 2009 at 16:53

Well saw my legs off and call me shorty.

Hotter than a June bride in a feather bed.

Busier than a one-armed paper hanger with an itch.

I've seen better hair on salt pork.

landownerPermalink Reply by Cathaus on March 6, 2009 at 16:55

knee high to a tadpole.
lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.

landownerPermalink Reply by Jack B2 on March 6, 2009 at 17:20

1. The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time.
2. If I had of known yesterday what I know today.
3. Can't make a purse out of a sow's ear.
4. Hind sight is 20/20.
5. If it ain't broke don't fix it.
6. It takes two to tango.
7. My favorite, "No good deed ever goes unpunished.

Oil & Gas ProPermalink Reply by Skip Peel - Mineral Consultant on March 6, 2009 at 17:33

Jim. "If the shoe fits, wear it".

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