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Permalink Reply by Jay Murrell on March 6, 2009 at 14:30

His mouth's writin' checks his body can't cash.

(This one's been applied to me before,. can you believe that?)

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 6, 2009 at 14:36

I like that one. Can I use it sometimes?

Permalink Reply by Jay Murrell on March 6, 2009 at 16:15

absolutely

Permalink Reply by sesport on March 6, 2009 at 14:48

Okay, I'm not a GRITS, but I'm thinking here ... might have to call on my resident E. Tx cliche' guru/neighbor for one of hers, she keeps me in stitches ...

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 6, 2009 at 14:55

You can be an adoptive Girl Raised In The South! Come on, shoot yer best shot!

Permalink Reply by Two Dogs, Pirate on March 6, 2009 at 15:00

"That don't blow my dress up over my head".

Permalink Reply by Jack Blake on March 6, 2009 at 15:01

5. More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
6. Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
7. I'm still kickin, just not that high.
8. Well cut off my legs and call me Shorty.
9. Busier than a cat coverin up shit.
10. Happier than a pig in shit.

Permalink Reply by Skip Peel - Mineral Consultant on March 6, 2009 at 15:08

He's (she's) two bricks shy of a full load.
The lights are on, but no one is home.
And numerous other spin-offs and derivatives for not being the sharpest tool in the shed.

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 6, 2009 at 15:47

Hmmmmm, has one oar in the water?

Permalink Reply by sesport on March 6, 2009 at 18:11

Ah, you reminded me of my sister's favorite ... "Not the brightest crayon in the box."

Permalink Reply by Cathaus on March 6, 2009 at 15:12

Well, shut my mouth wide open.

Permalink Reply by Two Dogs, Pirate on March 6, 2009 at 15:12

How bout a one legged man in a kicking contest.

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