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Silly Cliche's You Learned From the Cradle

OK Shalers,
Those of you that know me know that I can only take so much bad news and Shale in-fighting. It is once more time to "lighten" things with something really silly and inane. What could be any sillier than the cliche's we Southerners learned as children. You non-Southerners (you know who you are) should get a kick out of these. I'll start the list and you all can join in. Let's see how many we can come up with.
1. Tighter than Dick's hatband.
2. Drunk as Cooter Brown.
3. Cuter than a speckled pup.
4. Ugly as home made sin.

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Oil & Gas ProPermalink Reply by Jay Murrell on March 6, 2009 at 14:30
His mouth's writin' checks his body can't cash.

(This one's been applied to me before,. can you believe that?)

landownerPermalink Reply by Cathaus on March 6, 2009 at 14:36
I like that one. Can I use it sometimes?

Oil & Gas ProPermalink Reply by Jay Murrell on March 6, 2009 at 16:15
absolutely

landownerPermalink Reply by sesport on March 6, 2009 at 14:48
Okay, I'm not a GRITS, but I'm thinking here ... might have to call on my resident E. Tx cliche' guru/neighbor for one of hers, she keeps me in stitches ...

landownerPermalink Reply by Cathaus on March 6, 2009 at 14:55
You can be an adoptive Girl Raised In The South! Come on, shoot yer best shot!

Oil & Gas ProPermalink Reply by Two Dogs, Pirate on March 6, 2009 at 15:00
"That don't blow my dress up over my head".

landownerPermalink Reply by Jack Blake on March 6, 2009 at 15:01
5. More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
6. Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
7. I'm still kickin, just not that high.
8. Well cut off my legs and call me Shorty.
9. Busier than a cat coverin up shit.
10. Happier than a pig in shit.

Oil & Gas ProPermalink Reply by Skip Peel - Mineral Consultant on March 6, 2009 at 15:08
He's (she's) two bricks shy of a full load.
The lights are on, but no one is home.
And numerous other spin-offs and derivatives for not being the sharpest tool in the shed.

landownerPermalink Reply by Cathaus on March 6, 2009 at 15:47
Hmmmmm, has one oar in the water?

landownerPermalink Reply by sesport on March 6, 2009 at 18:11
Ah, you reminded me of my sister's favorite ... "Not the brightest crayon in the box."

landownerPermalink Reply by Cathaus on March 6, 2009 at 15:12
Well, shut my mouth wide open.

Oil & Gas ProPermalink Reply by Two Dogs, Pirate on March 6, 2009 at 15:12
How bout a one legged man in a kicking contest.

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