Friday starts with sever storm warnings. My daughter who is afraid of bad weather always spends the night with us in bad weather. That includes her two pug dogs who goal in life to lick your legs right after you get out of the shower.

Non the less I make a trip to Academy Sports to buy fishing baits and a life vest for a fishing trip and stunned to find fishing baits are $5 a piece. Are they made out of oil?

Well I only bought 4 and decided to buy a hook sharpener to make them last at least till I die. That was another $5. So now with head swimming I find the lift vest and I know I need to lose a few pounds but by the time I found one that would fit it had a 4 and a row of X’s that looked like a rating on a Sweden porno movie.

Now I feeling like I need to get home storms rolling in but I need a fishing license. I stop at the customer service desk and requested a senior fishing license. Yep $5 but what the heck. She asks me to sign what looked like the Declaration of Independence. Won’t fit in my wallet but she put it in a bag about the same size as my life vest.

Trying to relax I took my $5 fishing baits sharpen the hooks and placed them in my tackle box. Started to feel better. Storms getting closer forecast flooding etc.

Decided to step in the carport put on and adjust the straps on my New Sweden life vest
About the same time my daughter drove up two pugs jumped out licked me on both legs she walked by and looked at my life vest and said that is not funny!

Buck

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Okay, mister, fair play, your wife gets to take one crack at you! LOL

sesport :0)
sesport,
Oh, she would love that, she's mad at me. I got up last night to get a bowl of lucky charms, it might have been around 11:30 p.m. she was at the kitchen table doing the check book, I said what are you doing up so late working on the check book, she said, I can't find some money and I have been looking for it, for an hour now. I said how much are you missing, she said about $67 dollars. I said heck, I know where that's at, I bought some stuff at Bass Pro Shops. She looked up at me and her face was red. She said where did you get the check from, I said, I found a whole box of them in the closet. Something at that moment told me to get my lucky charm eating butt out-of-there now. To her credit, she came to bed and said we are going to talk about it after work. She has just walked in, I'll let you know how it goes......Wish me luck
Then you most certainly are going to need some "Lucky Charms."

Best - sesport :0)
Dorcheated will be lucky if his charms come out of this uninjured. Bass Pro may have to do without him for a while. At least until he heals.
Well Skip,

I'm glad to say my lucky charms have not been injured. She was very pleasant about it. You know she went through the whole ham bone is connected to the thigh bone thing. I did come away with a interesting tibet, we spend $160 a month for cat food alone.
DHC you don't need to feed cats, they will eat most of the birds in your hood without any training.
buck - I know about taking off the lower leaves on tomato plants, but not the cooking oil rub. What's that supposed to do for the plants?

thanks - sesport :0)
D. Glad to hear the charms are intact. You are a lucky man. As to the $160 a month for cat food, well I'd just head on back to Bass Pro. I think your charms are covered for another $75 or so. Just don't push your luck. Dem charms are precious.
What kind of cat do you feed.............Bengal Tiger?
For me, I feed no cats, they can fend for themselves. They piss on my BarBa Que pit and make stains.
You still didn't solve that problem? Are you covering the BBQ? On the other hand, maybe if you try really hard, you can find some religious image in the stains, then sell the BBQ on ebay. :0)
Heck TD, I've done that myself lol.

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